We all know what the bronze age inventions forbid: Everything that your average human being would find pleasurable in the beonze age.
sex
bacon
adultery
seafood
talking to girls
talking to boys
sodomy
dancing
knowledge
boobs…
what would today’s invention ban?
the internet?
chocolate?
pictures of cute kittens with funny subtitles?
colors?
video games?
pizza?
music that doesn’t suck?
yiffing?
movies?
what human pleasures would the inventor of a new religion hate?
