Kill a Kitten – Stephen Lynch

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. Note: The music is from a recording of “Kill a Kitten” from Stephen Lynch’s “Live at the El Rey” (I think). I’m sorry it’s cut off in the beginning. Yes, I am aware that the song is slightly broken up by the talking. Yes, I like it better that way. (That’s the whole reason I made this video!) And the timing sucks. I’ll fix that…uh…well, I won’t fix that. No use lying. Except for the few made in MS Word and Paint, most of these pictures were found through a Google image search. If you’d like to know where a particular picture is from (or if you’re the irate creator of a picture and want me to mention your name), tell me and I’ll post the link here.

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25 Responses to Kill a Kitten – Stephen Lynch
  1. xdavidxloverx
    January 14, 2009 | 9:29 pm

    babe, the whole point of the song is to show how stupid and pointless violence toward animals is. i know many people who hate this song, i find once you explain it to them, they get it and enjoy it.

  2. ssarrahh23
    January 15, 2009 | 6:30 am

    Don’t call me babe, I ain’t ya babe.
    I don’t even know you.
    Look, yeah, it’s fucking funny to some people! And I get that, I don’t think it’s funny whatsoever, so people with no lives stop commenting my comments cos I don’t fucking care!
    Go ahead, like it .. I hate it!

    I don’t care what you like, I don’t care what you hate.

    You’re all voicing your opinion now let me fucking do the same, dickheads!

  3. iflylikepaper321
    January 31, 2009 | 8:23 pm

    YOU ARE ASS WHOLS:(
    NO NOT FANE

  4. invaderdib
    February 9, 2009 | 2:48 pm

    wow…a comment argument?
    x]]

  5. helldragon9000
    February 17, 2009 | 1:05 am

    kitten cake souds pretty good right now

  6. Iwillnotuploadvideos
    February 20, 2009 | 1:05 pm

    1:03 is “Skrik” by Edvard Munch (Norwegian painter, 1863-1944). “Skrik” is Norwegian for “Scream”.

  7. cb25cb
    April 6, 2009 | 10:30 pm

    my uncle got arrested so ya… it is illigal

  8. narutoppgfan
    April 12, 2009 | 5:34 pm

    Well my friends hate cats. Are you going to disrespect their opinions?

  9. rogeliobri24
    April 18, 2009 | 8:39 am

    no kitten got hurt and see it for yourself first cuz people get offended of the title and the refrigherater thing is just a puppet and if you wanna now violence well i will tell about violence , in some places actually some states eat cats ,dogs, monkey brain , rabbit and birds not chicken.
    i tasted rabbit and its really tasty, the meat is white and clean…

  10. HowlingPain
    May 7, 2009 | 2:22 pm

    Boo fucking hoo, grow some balls and learn to laugh instead of being a sensitive bitch who has to take anything that’s funny to a large majority of people and make it out to be like we all enjoy crushing small animals for laughs.

    As you said, It’s a JOKE. The creator and I’d imagine a large majority of the people who like this song would never kill or harm an animal for their own self enjoyment. But of course, you’ll bitch to everyone else because they don’t have the same mindset as YOU.

  11. HowlingPain
    May 7, 2009 | 2:24 pm

    Protip: Insane people are INSANE.

  12. HowlingPain
    May 7, 2009 | 2:25 pm

    Kill kittens
    Appease the prince of darkness
    ????
    PROFIT!

  13. HowlingPain
    May 7, 2009 | 2:27 pm

    Also, great song by a great comedian.

    Cat Boo-tyy XD

  14. SoldierBoy95
    June 27, 2009 | 7:38 pm

    WHAT THE FUDGE
    I LOVE COCAIN DONT WAIST IT ON A KITTEN
    lol JK by the way
    867-5309 JENNY I WANT A GOOD TIME lol JK

  15. fanboy20
    July 4, 2009 | 2:48 am

    LOLZ at people who think this is inspires folk to harm animals.

    Grow up please, you have no idea how immature you sound when you accuse us humourists of being animal killers.

  16. stevieboypie1994
    July 17, 2009 | 8:14 am

    i like this it very funny very well done

  17. stybarrow
    August 6, 2009 | 4:12 pm

    yeah, laugh and joke. profanity and alcohol will give it an edge. but as for me, at the end of my days i wont have to account for sending this sick message to world.

  18. Caedofera
    October 3, 2009 | 3:31 pm

    Basement cat will have many allies

  19. SuperDarksword
    October 25, 2009 | 7:42 pm

    if ye loveth jesus ye must kill a kitten!

  20. SwellsTheHeart
    November 28, 2009 | 9:48 pm

    F*cking Jacked Song!!!! How bout will kill u insted!!!! KITTENS ROCK AND YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. saguy98
    January 16, 2010 | 10:48 am

    for “Mature” audiences only.

  22. thewiseguy777
    March 21, 2010 | 4:19 pm

    funny. what is the original song that this a parody is of??????

  23. jedelman07
    March 28, 2010 | 7:27 pm

    The first time I heard this I almost shit myself! Hilarious!

  24. cleopatraofdenial
    April 2, 2010 | 2:50 pm

    This video would not be so funny to you if you were to see someone throwing kittens out of a car window at 40 MPH!!!!!

  25. lolliepopr
    May 4, 2010 | 6:56 pm

    why would you post this video knowing what it meant

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